March 2012
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capradabra:
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sottovoces asked: PREMIUM BEAUTIFUL PERSON! Once you receive this award, you are supposed to paste it into the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out
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Guy: i don't know if this means anything, but i'd be willing to touch you
isshu asked: your pickup lines are the best thing i have seen all night ugh
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princess for sale!! starting bid at $5
can speak english, vietnamese, broken spanish and very minimal french
can do your kid’s math homework
adapt with working and cleaning
cannot cook but can at least boil water
shouldn’t be allowed to boil water/touch the stove or she might burn the house down
start your bids now!! contact tumblr user musharna for details
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Tear: sleep with me and i'll grant you terpes
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Yuri: i'd knock down your back door any day
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Van: is your name Luke because i'd steal you away--
Asch: THAT'S NOT MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE
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isshu:
so guy cecil walks into a bar in hod
there is no punchline because hod no longer exists
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hiiii i just woke up moments ago
byeeeeee i gotta leave for class
February 2012
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i read my blog title “you’d make a great king” as “you have a great penis” oh boy okay back to bed
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superzelda replied to your post:
ABBY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME how did you guys know to pick ice for my pokemon type?!?!?! I JUST ANSWERED MURPHY THIS MORNING in my ask box saying ICE OH MY GOD YALL AIOJNOPIjuig
sp i foung out mt ,rnimng class is goimg ti be a lab so im like screew ut im going back to sleep
wwhich m,eans i can sleep in with the loser yes good
flops back tio bed
the cat’s ruining my night with gerwin eeeueueueue i only have one hour left to sleep with him
gdi
gdc
goddamn cat
SO APPARENTLY THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME GERWIN STILL HAD INTERNET ON HIS FUCMIGN PHNE AND WAS OPN TUMBLR AND SAW ALL THE OTHER POSTS I MADE AND HE DIDN’T FUCKING SAY ANYTHIGN
YOU FUICKIGN SUCK GERWIN YOU FUCKIGN SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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soulofthedrill replied to your post:
IIFY
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i like how sometimes my first thought on people is that they’re so polite, graceful and classy but then when it gets late at night like right now i scroll down and see a post made by someone like izzy calling them a slut and telling them to go to bed
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he’s texting me that it’s his provider’s fault and even the cable’s out at his house, aah
he seems just as upset as i am, if not more…? fjsgkhdkjfhjtdghskj
i miss him already.
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nooooooooooo… fxhjvkxf
his internet just cut out on him the second i was going to go to bed
so now i’m going to
stay up
and wait for his butt to come back
because i can’t sleep without him.
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welp thanks Fishu now I have to type this out
helloshuckle:
The Elite Four of the Butts Kingdom
First Elite: Fishu. Specialty: Dark types
Second Elite(s): Cam and Josh. Specialty: Normal types
Third Elite: Shuckle. Specialty: Ground/Fighting types
Fourth Elite: Abby. Specialty: Dragon types
Champion: Allie. Specialty: Ice
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Watchpers0na:
new cover for yall
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i wish i knew how much i should do or sacrifice for people before it becomes obsessive
or even pathetic
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venomshock replied to your post:
… I barely understood this
hi ashley my abd but i suspect thwat my tweets weher much workse
hikkixlovesyou replied to your post:
That was one of the most difficultly written things i read, but whoa that’s crazy. I guess you can’t question a parents intuition. Weren’t you gonna tell them…eventually?
i was but for them to dinf out this earlt is extemely scary...
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reverie-fantasia replied to your post:
It took me a while to completely understand what you’ve just typed
i’m sorry butj i am jsuta dnfhvsnfdbsnmre mess right now and noh my god i am like mnentally crying because of my dad but at the same time i’m like whow he’s so cool how did he fiund thols out but then i’m just scared because MY MOM KNOWS WHAT JHIF SHE TAKES MY MOMEY I...
so for some reason myubdad knowsa out my plans for this summer and on the car rid ehoime my momawas alksing me if we’d be able to go ont eh train and jusy travel a;lla round southern california and my dad told her “no because she has plasnto go to the airport duriong the summer” and i’m likigin at him like DADS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOW DO YOU EVENMKMNOW WJAYT IO’M...
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this is a post about my opinion and it is great you guys should reblog it
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neutralizing:
Simba was walking too slow
so I told him to Mufasa
one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone judges a relationship based on the couple’s age difference.
i mean i’d elaborate but it’s probably best to remind people that it is none of their business to decide how someone else’s relationship should go.